GRAHAM PLATNER JOKES

Here are 15 jokes mixing Graham Platner, oysters, the power of saying "no," tattoos, and going shirtless in various combinations:

Why did Graham Platner get a giant oyster tattooed on his chest?
Because he wanted everyone to know he’s a tough shell to crack, but there’s a pearl of wisdom underneath.
Graham Platner walked into a tattoo parlor shirtless and said, "Give me a tattoo of an oyster."
The artist asked, "An open one or a closed one?"
Graham replied, "Closed. I don’t like sharing my inner thoughts."
Why doesn't Graham Platner ever wear a shirt when showing off his new ink?
Because you don’t put a cover over a masterpiece, especially when it’s a tattoo of an angry oyster saying "No."

Why did the oyster refuse to let Graham Platner take a picture of it?
It said, "No, I’m feeling a little clammy today, and I’m not shirtless-ready."
Graham Platner tried to start a new trend of eating oysters while shirtless.
It was a great idea until he had to say "no" to a rogue squeeze of lemon juice.
What did the oyster say to Graham Platner when he asked for its pearl?
"No way, Graham. You’re already shirtless; you don’t need any more accessories."

Graham Platner was offered a shirt the other day.
He practiced his favorite word and said, "No."
Why did Graham Platner get the word "NO" tattooed on his shoulder?
So he wouldn't have to waste his breath when people ask him to put a shirt on.
Someone asked Graham Platner if he wanted to go to an all-you-can-eat oyster bar.
He looked down at his shirtless torso, thought about the digestion process, and firmly said, "No."

Why did Graham Platner get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?
Because the sign said "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service," and he thought it was just a suggestion for the oysters.
Graham Platner went shirtless to a formal gala.
When security told him he couldn't come in, he just showed them his tattoo of an oyster and said, "It’s called fashion. Look it up."
What’s Graham Platner’s favorite type of shirt?
A tattoo. It’s the only one he can’t say "no" to wearing.

How do you know you’re at a party hosted by Graham Platner?
Everyone is shirtless, eating oysters, and the only permitted answer to any question is "No."
Graham Platner once tried to tattoo an oyster while shirtless.
He had to say "no" to finishing it because the oyster kept moving its shell.
Why did Graham Platner write a book about oysters, tattoos, and the word "no"?
Because he wanted to prove you can write a bestseller completely shirtless.

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