Chuck Norris has never been
involved in a double play
because Chuck Norris
"don’t play"
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When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater
actually ignites
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When Chuck Norris is the
starting pitcher, he is also
his own relief pitcher
& his closer
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Chuck Norris’s hanger is still
hanging around.
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When Chuck Norris is pitching
he has such a wicked change up
that the ball morphs into an apple
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When Chuck Norris is pitching,
his heater sometimes burns🔥
right through the catchers mitt.
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Chuck Norris’s curve ball
leaves the stadium and
it eventually comes back
over home for a strike.
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Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first
& still beat the throw
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Chuck Norris can
steal home from home.
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Chuck Norris has robbed a homer
from going over the Green-Giant
at Fenway Park
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When at bat
Chuck Norris gets five balls
because of his boys.
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Chuck Norris can pitch
a fourth strike
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When Chuck Norris throws his heater,
to cool it down the catcher has
to use a space shuttle tile
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Chuck Norris can turn a triple play
by himself
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Chuck Norris Can Crowd Home Plate
And Never Dare Get Thrown At
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam
while bunting with nobody on.
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Chuck Norris can pitch
a no hitter underhand.
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Dugout’s used to be at ground level
but Chuck Norris likes basements.
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Baseball used to have
four outs & four bases
but CN wasn’t four it.
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Chuck Norris can play
short stop or outfield …
simultaneously
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Chewing tobacco was banned
because Chuck Norris would spit it
out and a cigar factory would open.
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Just like on a date,
Chuck Norris has never
struck out
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Chuck Norris can
take a base on HIS balls
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Chuck Norris has never been
involved in a double play
because Chuck Norris
"don’t play"
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater
actually ignites
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Chuck Norris is the
starting pitcher, he is also
his own relief pitcher
& his closer
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris’s hanger is still
hanging around.
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Chuck Norris is pitching
he has such a wicked change up
that the ball morphs into an apple
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Chuck Norris is pitching,
his heater sometimes burns🔥
right through the catchers mitt.
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris’s curve ball
leaves the stadium and
it eventually comes back
over home for a strike.
🍺JokesLoL.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first
& still beat the throw
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can
steal home from home.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris has robbed a homer
from going over the Green-Giant
at Fenway Park
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When at bat
Chuck Norris gets five balls
because of his boys.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can pitch
a fourth strike
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Chuck Norris throws his heater,
to cool it down the catcher has
to use a space shuttle tile
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can turn a triple play
by himself
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris Can Crowd Home Plate
And Never Dare Get Thrown At
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam
while bunting with nobody on.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can pitch
a no hitter underhand.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dugout’s used to be at ground level
but Chuck Norris likes basements.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baseball used to have
four outs & four bases
but CN wasn’t four it.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can play
short stop or outfield …
simultaneously
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chewing tobacco was banned
because Chuck Norris would spit it
out and a cigar factory would open.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just like on a date,
Chuck Norris has never
struck out
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chuck Norris can
take a base on HIS balls
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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