Chuck Norris Baseball-ism’s

 

Chuck Norris has never been

 involved in a double play

 because Chuck Norris

 "don’t play"

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When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater

 actually ignites

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When Chuck Norris is the

 starting pitcher, he is also

 his own relief pitcher

 & his closer

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Chuck Norris’s hanger is still

 hanging around.

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When Chuck Norris is pitching

 he has such a wicked change up

 that the ball morphs into an apple 

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When Chuck Norris is pitching,

 his heater sometimes burns🔥

 right through the catchers mitt.

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Chuck Norris’s curve ball

 leaves the stadium and

 it eventually comes back

 over home for a strike.

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Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first

& still beat the throw 

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Chuck Norris can 

steal home from home.

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Chuck Norris has robbed a homer

 from going over the Green-Giant

 at Fenway Park

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When at bat

 Chuck Norris gets five balls

 because of his boys.

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Chuck Norris can pitch

 a fourth strike

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When Chuck Norris throws his heater,

 to cool it down the catcher has

 to use a space shuttle tile 

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Chuck Norris can turn a triple play

 by himself

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Chuck Norris Can Crowd Home Plate

 And Never Dare Get Thrown At

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  Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam

while bunting with nobody on.

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Chuck Norris can pitch

 a no hitter underhand.

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Dugout’s used to be at ground level

 but Chuck Norris likes basements.

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 Baseball used to have

  four outs & four bases

 but CN wasn’t four it.

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Chuck Norris can play

 short stop or outfield …

 simultaneously

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Chewing tobacco was banned

  because Chuck Norris would spit it

 out and a cigar factory would open.

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Just like on a date,

 Chuck Norris has never

 struck out

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Chuck Norris can

 take a base on HIS balls 

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Chuck Norris has never been

 involved in a double play

 because Chuck Norris

 "don’t play"

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater

 actually ignites

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When Chuck Norris is the

 starting pitcher, he is also

 his own relief pitcher

 & his closer

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris’s hanger is still

 hanging around.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When Chuck Norris is pitching

 he has such a wicked change up

 that the ball morphs into an apple 

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When Chuck Norris is pitching,

 his heater sometimes burns🔥

 right through the catchers mitt.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris’s curve ball

 leaves the stadium and

 it eventually comes back

 over home for a strike.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first

& still beat the throw 

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris can 

steal home from home.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris has robbed a homer

 from going over the Green-Giant

 at Fenway Park

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

When at bat

 Chuck Norris gets five balls

 because of his boys.

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Chuck Norris can pitch

 a fourth strike

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When Chuck Norris throws his heater,

 to cool it down the catcher has

 to use a space shuttle tile 

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chuck Norris can turn a triple play

 by himself

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Chuck Norris Can Crowd Home Plate

 And Never Dare Get Thrown At

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  Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam

while bunting with nobody on.

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Chuck Norris can pitch

 a no hitter underhand.

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Dugout’s used to be at ground level

 but Chuck Norris likes basements.

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 Baseball used to have

  four outs & four bases

 but CN wasn’t four it.

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Chuck Norris can play

 short stop or outfield …

 simultaneously

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Chewing tobacco was banned

  because Chuck Norris would spit it

 out and a cigar factory would open.

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Just like on a date,

 Chuck Norris has never

 struck out

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Chuck Norris can

 take a base on HIS balls 

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