Chuck Norris has never been involved in a double play because Chuck Norris
’don’t play’
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When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater actually ignites
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When Chuck Norris is the starting pitcher he is also his relief pitcher & his closer
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Chuck Norris’s hanger is still hanging around
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When Chuck Norris is pitching he has such a wicked change up that the ball morphs into an apple
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When Chuck Norris is pitching his heater sometimes burns right through the catchers mitt
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Chuck Norris’s curve ball leaves the stadium and eventually comes back over home for a strike
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Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first & still beat the throw
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Chuck Norris can steal home from home
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Chuck Norris has robbed a homer from going over the Green-Giant at Fenway
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When at bat Chuck Norris gets five balls because of his boys
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Chuck Norris can pitch a fourth strike
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When Chuck Norris throws his heater, to cool it down the catcher has
to use a space shuttle tile
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Chuck Norris can turn a triple play by himself
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Chuck Norris can crowd home plate and never dare get thrown at
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam bunting with nobody on
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Chuck Norris can pitch a no hitter underhand
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Dugout’s used to be at ground level but Chuck Norris likes basements
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Baseball used to have four outs & four bases but CN wasn’t four it
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Chuck Norris can play short stop or outfield … simultaneously
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Chewing tobacco was banned because Chuck Norris would spit it
out and a cigar factory would open
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Just like on a date Chuck Norris has never struck out
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Chuck Norris can take a base on HIS balls
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