Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Chuck Norris Baseball-ism’s

 


Chuck Norris has never been involved in a double play because Chuck Norris

 ’don’t play’

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When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater actually ignites

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When Chuck Norris is the starting pitcher he is also his relief pitcher & his closer

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Chuck Norris’s hanger is still hanging around 

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When Chuck Norris is pitching he has such a wicked change up that the ball morphs into an apple 

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When Chuck Norris is pitching his heater sometimes burns right through the catchers mitt

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Chuck Norris’s curve ball leaves the stadium and eventually comes back over home for a strike

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Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first & still beat the throw 

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Chuck Norris can steal home from home

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Chuck Norris has robbed a homer from going over the Green-Giant at Fenway

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When at bat Chuck Norris gets five balls because of his boys

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Chuck Norris can pitch a fourth strike

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When Chuck Norris throws his heater, to cool it down the catcher has


 to use a space shuttle tile 

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Chuck Norris can turn a triple play by himself

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Chuck Norris can crowd home plate and never dare get thrown at

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  Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam bunting with nobody on

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Chuck Norris can pitch a no hitter underhand

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Dugout’s used to be at ground level but Chuck Norris likes basements

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 Baseball used to have  four outs & four bases but CN wasn’t four it

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Chuck Norris can play short stop or outfield … simultaneously

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Chewing tobacco was banned  because Chuck Norris would spit it


 out and a cigar factory would open

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Just like on a date Chuck Norris has never struck out

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Chuck Norris can take a base on HIS balls 

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Chuck Norris Baseball-ism’s

  Chuck Norris has never been involved in a double play because Chuck Norris  ’don’t play’ 🍺JokesLoL.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When pitch...