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All New 2026 Chuck Norris Joke~isms



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“When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.”

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If you ever laughed at Chuck Norris wearing a Kilt, he'd of kilt you.

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When going to the dentist, Chuck Norris refuses to be 'numbed up'.

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Superman fears Kryptonite & Kryptonite fears Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can spell Onomonopea

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Why has Chuck Norris never been challenged to a duel?

Because no one would ever dare to b*tch slap Chuck Norris.

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Fire ants can't look at Chuck Norris without bursting into flames.

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When Humans finally land on Mars they will search for signs of

 Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can sweat and wear wool.

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To make it fair, in one-on-one hoops, Chuck Norris spots 

LeBron 11 points.

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Chuck Norris can type faster than his blood type.

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Chuck Norris's blood does not flow freely, it has a high price.

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Chuck Norris can out grizzly a Grizzly Bear.

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Chuck Norris's 50 year old muscle car still has that new car smell.

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Chuck Norris was with Mona Lisa the night before she posed for

 the smiling painting.

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Einstein tried his whole life but was unable to solve the 

'Theory Of Chuck Norris'

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Chuck Norris can have his cake, and your cake, and eat it too.

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If Chuck Norris stands at the equator the earth starts to wobble.
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If Chuck Norris ever had to call an exterminator he'd be calling

 himself.

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Once a year the IRS has to report to Chuck Norris
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