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“When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.”
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If you ever laughed at Chuck Norris wearing a Kilt, he'd of kilt you.
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When going to the dentist, Chuck Norris refuses to be 'numbed up'.
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Superman fears Kryptonite & Kryptonite fears Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell Onomonopea
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Why has Chuck Norris never been challenged to a duel?
Because no one would ever dare to b*tch slap Chuck Norris.
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Fire ants can't look at Chuck Norris without bursting into flames.
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When Humans finally land on Mars they will search for signs of
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sweat and wear wool.
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To make it fair, in one-on-one hoops, Chuck Norris spots
LeBron 11 points.
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Chuck Norris can type faster than his blood type.
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Chuck Norris's blood does not flow freely, it has a high price.
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Chuck Norris can out grizzly a Grizzly Bear.
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Chuck Norris's 50 year old muscle car still has that new car smell.
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Chuck Norris was with Mona Lisa the night before she posed for
the smiling painting.
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Einstein tried his whole life but was unable to solve the
'Theory Of Chuck Norris'
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Chuck Norris can have his cake, and your cake, and eat it too.
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If Chuck Norris stands at the equator the earth starts to wobble.
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If Chuck Norris ever had to call an exterminator he'd be calling
himself.
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Once a year the IRS has to report to Chuck Norris
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