GRAHAM PLATNER JOKES
Here are 15 jokes mixing Graham Platner, oysters, the power of saying "no," tattoos, and going shirtless in various combinations: The "Art" of Graham Platner Why did Graham Platner get a giant oyster tattooed on his chest? Because he wanted everyone to know he’s a tough shell to crack, but there’s a pearl of wisdom underneath. Graham Platner walked into a tattoo parlor shirtless and said, "Give me a tattoo of an oyster." The artist asked, "An open one or a closed one?" Graham replied, "Closed. I don’t like sharing my inner thoughts." Why doesn't Graham Platner ever wear a shirt when showing off his new ink? Because you don’t put a cover over a masterpiece, especially when it’s a tattoo of an angry oyster saying "No." Oyster Obsessions Why did the oyster refuse to let Graham Platner take a picture of it? It said, "No, I’m feeling a little clammy today, and I’m not shirtless-ready." Graham Platner tried to start ...
