The Ultimate Unofficial Collection of Chuck Norris 'Isms'—Compiled by Fans, Updated Daily (Or whenever Chuck allows the Earth to rotate).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you ever laughed at Chuck Norris wearing a Kilt, he'd of kilt you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Whirr Of The Drill At The Dentist, Sounds like A Kitten Purring To Chuck Norris ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chuck Norris has assisted in open heart surgery... On himself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chuck Norris can spell onomatopoeia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why has Chuck Norris never been challenged to a duel? Because no one would ever dare to b*tch slap Chuck Norris. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fire ants can't look at Chuck Norris without bursting into flames. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Who's' on first, 'Whats' on second, 'I don't know' is on third, Chuck Norris is at home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chuck Norris can sweat AND wear wool. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To make it fair, Chuck Norris spots Michael Jordan 11 points in one ...
