Chuck Norris Baseball-ism’s

 

Chuck Norris has never been involved in a double play because Chuck Norris

 ’don’t play’

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When pitching Chuck Norris’s heater actually ignites

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When Chuck Norris is the starting pitcher he is also his relief pitcher & his closer

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Chuck Norris’s hanger is still hanging around 

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When Chuck Norris is pitching he has such a wicked change up that the ball morphs into an apple 

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When Chuck Norris is pitching his heater sometimes burns right through the catchers mitt

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Chuck Norris’s curve ball leaves the stadium and eventually comes back over home for a strike

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Chuck Norris can hop scotch to first & still beat the throw 

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Chuck Norris can steal home from home

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Chuck Norris has robbed a homer from going over the Green-Giant at Fenway

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When at bat Chuck Norris gets five balls because of his boys

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Chuck Norris can pitch a fourth strike

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When Chuck Norris throws his heater, to cool it down the catcher has

 to use a space shuttle tile 

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Chuck Norris can turn a triple play by himself

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Chuck Norris can crowd home plate and never dare get thrown at

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  Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam bunting with nobody on

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Chuck Norris can pitch a no hitter underhand

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Dugout’s used to be at ground level but Chuck Norris likes basements

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 Baseball used to have  four outs & four bases but CN wasn’t four it

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Chuck Norris can play short stop or outfield … simultaneously

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Chewing tobacco was banned  because Chuck Norris would spit it

 out and a cigar factory would open

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Just like on a date Chuck Norris has never struck out

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Chuck Norris can take a base on HIS balls 

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All New 2026 Chuck Norris Joke~isms

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“When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.”

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If you ever laughed at Chuck Norris wearing a Kilt, he'd of kilt you.

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When going to the dentist, Chuck Norris refuses to be 'numbed up'.

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Superman fears Kryptonite & Kryptonite fears Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can spell Onomonopea

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Why has Chuck Norris never been challenged to a duel?

Because no one would ever dare to b*tch slap Chuck Norris.

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Fire ants can't look at Chuck Norris without bursting into flames.

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When Humans finally land on Mars they will search for signs of

 Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can sweat and wear wool.

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To make it fair, in one-on-one hoops, Chuck Norris spots 

LeBron 11 points.

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Chuck Norris can type faster than his blood type.

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Chuck Norris's blood does not flow freely, it has a high price.

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Chuck Norris can out grizzly a Grizzly Bear.

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Chuck Norris's 50 year old muscle car still has that new car smell.

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Chuck Norris was with Mona Lisa the night before she posed for

 the smiling painting.

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Einstein tried his whole life but was unable to solve the 

'Theory Of Chuck Norris'

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Chuck Norris can have his cake, and your cake, and eat it too.

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If Chuck Norris stands at the equator the earth starts to wobble.

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If Chuck Norris ever had to call an exterminator he'd be calling

 himself.

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Once a year the IRS has to report to Chuck Norris

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