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The Ultimate Unofficial Collection of Chuck Norris 'Isms'—Compiled by Fans, Updated Daily (Or whenever Chuck allows the Earth to rotate).

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“When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.”



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If you ever laughed at Chuck Norris wearing a Kilt, he'd of kilt you.


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The Whirr Of The Drill At The Dentist,
 Sounds like A Kitten Purring To Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris has assisted in open heart surgery... On himself.


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Chuck Norris can spell onomatopoeia


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Why has Chuck Norris never been challenged to a duel?
Because no one would ever dare to b*tch slap Chuck Norris.


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Fire ants can't look at Chuck Norris without bursting into flames.


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'Who's' on first, 'Whats' on second, 'I don't know' is on third,
 Chuck Norris is at home.


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Chuck Norris can sweat AND wear wool.


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To make it fair, Chuck Norris spots Michael Jordan 11 points in one on one.




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