The Top Ten Chuck Norris ~isms of Next Year (Chuck Can't See The Future, But He Can Smell & Tell It)

Sammy Hager can't drive 55, Chuck Norris can't drive one fifty five.  

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When Chuck Norris goes on a long jog, he brings his passport just in case.

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Chuck Norris has to get Control Tower clearance when he goes on a trampoline.

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After seeing Chuck Norris, the Boogeyman can no longer Boogey.

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If Chuck Norris had no hands he could still give you the middle finger.

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Chuck Norris can hear light coming at him.

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Chuck Norris's nightmares have nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The Raging Bull has never felt Chuck Norris's rage & that's no bull.

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Chuck Norris has outlived perpetual entities.

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Chuck Norris can out hump a Humpback Whale.

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