5 Brand New Chuck Norris Isms (Including His Unbeatable Baseball Rules!)

 Whether he's stepping up to the plate or just walking down the street, the laws of physics simply do not apply to Chuck Norris. We've rounded up 5 hilarious, fan-favorite Chuck Norris 'Isms' making the rounds today—including a few that prove why he's the greatest baseball player to never play the game. Scroll down and enjoy the laugh!"

WoW this Pitcher Has Such A High Kick,

Chuck Would Be Proud,

But Only If He Could Turn It

 Into A Roundhouse Kick.

Chuck Norris Walked The Entire Opposing Team

Just To Strike Out Their Mascot

This Player Is Bunting

(Why ? Is He Lazy?)

                                                        Chuck Norris Can Hit

A Grand Slam...

While Bunting...

With Nobody On .

This Ump Has Struck Out On A Date Many Times

 That's Why He's Hiding Behind The Mask

Just Like On A Date

Chuck Norris Has Never

Struck Out

  What If A Geese Gets Goosed ?

 What If A Goose Gets Geesed ?

 What If A Goose Gets Goosed ?

    What If A Gosling Gets Gossled ? 

   
                                                       Geese Get Goosebumps

When They See

Chuck Norris

Cats Only Have Three Lives

When Near Chuck Norris