The Ultimate Unofficial Collection of Chuck Norris 'Isms'—Compiled by Fans, Updated Daily (Or whenever Chuck allows the Earth to rotate).

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Chuck Norris hit the 'Refresh' button so hard that he KO'd our

' Xfinity into infinity ' & deleted the bear… that’s with us.

“”Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear carpet in his front room. It’s not dead, it’s just too afraid to move.””

“”When Mosquitoes see Chuck Norris, they start itching.””

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