1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory...
I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask
for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive
unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss,
only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was
happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and
the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't
17. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.
Many men still sleep with their
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense