Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Dubai.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Amazon.