Monday, April 6, 2009

Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a
sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the
more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He
presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have
an idea.. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for
$500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed casket.

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