Friday, April 3, 2009

Killing Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find herhusband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"She asked.

"Hunting Flies"He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

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