Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Blonde GUY Joke

An Irishman, aMexicanand aBlonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,I ' m going to jump off this building. '

The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I ' m going to jump off, too. '

The blonde opened his lunch and said,' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too. '

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral,the Irishman ' s wife was weeping. She said, ' If I ' d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again! '

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, ' I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn' t realize he hated burritos so much. '

(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife..The blond's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

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