Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Bells

Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model dancedbefore them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told thatanyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordainedbecause he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests untilshe got to the final priest, Timmy. Poor Timmy.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clatteringacross the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Timmyquickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up..........then all the other bells started to ring.

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