Two girls need the loo.
Both being drunk, they go into a graveyard.
as there's no paper, one girl used her knickers, while the other girl grabbed a ribbon from
The next day, their husbands were talking.
"My wife came home with no knickers on last night", said one.
The other replied, "That's nothing! Mine came home with a card up her bum saying
'FROM THE LADS AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU'."