A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks
stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and
says, I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and athree-course meal.
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't
horny . . . . . . I'm homesick.