Friday, March 27, 2009

Three Knots

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and
heads for the docks once more,for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies,'Well,old sailor,you're doing about three knots '

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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