An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70
years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had
sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this then?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!'