Friday, February 13, 2009

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER
DURING SEX?
(because they are
plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING
SEX?
(they don't have enough
time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1
MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE
WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing,
aren't you?!?!) YES!!


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN
LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so
they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE
WOMEN?
(you need a rough
draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO
PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)


( C'mon guys, we laugh at your
blonde jokes!)


And the personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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