Friday, February 13, 2009

US Visa Interview with Arab

US Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Aziz.

US Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week.

US Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

US Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!

US Consul: Man, isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh… dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

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