Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Marilyn, half his age, in a small Newfoundland community.
After several months, Marilyn complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Newfie women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy Doctor anywhere in Burin.
The Vet didn't have a clue of course, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mother and Father, would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.
So the Vet told them to get a strong, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and hopefully climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from Marystown to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Marilyn still hadn't climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet thought maybe Marilyn should change partners let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Marilyn went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and, in a boasting voice, said:
"I 'opes' youse was paying attention,’.’Cause dat, me son, is how you waves a towel!"