I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My uncle kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring everytime.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my uncle, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my son.'