Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard aboutpeople having guts or balls, but do you really know thedifference between them? In an effort to keep youinformed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingmet by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you stillcleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling ofperfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on thebutt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.