Wednesday, February 4, 2009

East Coast chuckle

Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice.

'It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style.Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes toosmall, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling ye,man...ye 'll have all de babes ye wants !'

The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tightSpeedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgustedas he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, lookingsick!

Bob went back to George the lifeguard and and asked him, 'What's wrongnow? '

'Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!' said George, ' the potato goes in thefront!!'

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