A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . '
'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'