A couple had been married for fifty years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the woman said,'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast tabletogether for the first time.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'Fifty years ago we were sitting here naked.'
'Well,' the woman giggled. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the woman said breathlessly, 'My nipples are as hot foryou today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied the man. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge…’