Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Absolute Best Little Johnnie Joke

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to
see the baby. Before they left their house,
Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much
mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears
or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood
completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he
said, 'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said,
'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet
and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so
thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz
he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'

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