Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says, 'Where in the hell have you been'?
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo'.
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
I got two $50 notes on my p * nis,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking'? She said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'.
Larry is recovering in ward 23.