Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Suicidal Muslims....

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now...

No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No Nude Women No car racesNo football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer nutsNo Beer !!!!!!!!Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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