Friday, November 7, 2008

Two Guys in Supermarket

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket
when they collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
I was going".

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches
tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is
wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look
like"?

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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